The Sad Fall of Baby Buddha

A Somber Report (#1)

As many of our viewers know, we’ve been covering the life of the beloved Baby Buddha, which has lately taken a disturbing turn.

While Baby Buddha is known throughout the world as symbol of innocence - with even religious levels of devotion - we are sad to report he seems to have been embroiled recently in even more scandals.

We’re all familiar with Baby Buddha as a serene and cherished reminder of everything pure and good. The below image accompanies his facebook page:

However, It has come to our attention - through the work of one of our diligent reporters - that Baby Buddha’s life may not be as innocent as we thought. More evidence has surfaced that we feel a responsibility to share with our viewers.

This image was captured by a tourist, who was shocked to see the Baby Buddha, apparently smoking a cigarette while relaxing with, what seems to be a river dragon.

Disturbing.

We have reached out to his representatives, but so far, they have declined our request for a comment.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, even more evidence has emerged that suggests dodgy-dragons and cigarettes are far from the least of Baby Buddha’s antics and associations.

This phot has many people scratching their heads and seriously reconsidering their previous devotion. We warn our viewers the images may be unsettling.

Yes, that is the Baby Buddha observed drinking at a bar, covered in what can only be described as ‘bling’ and who did nothing when a bar fight broke out behind him. In fact if this photo is any indication, he seems fully unmoved by the chaos just a few feet behind him.

Then this image was also sent to us, which seems to confirm the account. Here he appears to be enjoying the company of an unknown wombat. (This photo is credited to the substacker, Isaac Middle of Down the Wombat Hole.)

Despite their apparent enjoyment of each other’s company, the scene is a lot to digest. Again, we don’t report on Baby Buddha’s down-fall lightly.

Still, as reporters, we must go where the news takes us.

This additional image - from an anonymous source - suggests Baby Buddha has been traveling the globe - and hanging around some dubious characters.

Despite the dark sunglasses and his clear attempt to hide his identity, it seems pretty obvious that is Baby Buddha somewhere in the middle east with a still unidentified genie.

Very sad.

There are many defenders who suggest Baby Buddha is going through some kind of a mental breakdown. That the fame and reverence has gotten to him and he’s acting out as a result.

Others say Baby Buddha has always been a bad-ass player and just did a good job of hiding it from his devotees. We suspect the truth is somewhere in between.

And finally, there is this - also anonymously sent - picture of Baby Buddha who appears to be landing a dragon in front of the infamous Hogwarts Castle.

If this proves accurate then it will also prove highly troubling, as we all know there have been recent sightings of the re-assembled Dark Lord. (We’ll be reporting on that later in the program.) Could the Baby Buddha now be in cahoots with him?

Obviously we don’t have the answer to that, but if true… then safe to say, we are indeed, heading into dark times.

We’ll end this segment with one of our favorite images of Baby Buddha in lighter times, and as a somber reminder that even the very best of us can become corrupted.

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